Tales of What You Might Call a True Love Pt. 1

All right, so your girlfriend left you, but you know how to get her back. You're going to stage a armed robbery, and then she'll feel sorry for you and take you back, right? Well this is exactly what Palm Beach resident Derick A. Culberson, age 22, thought. He fastened himself onto a chair with zip ties and called the police. When they came, he told them that some robbers came and stole the GPS from his car. When the police got there he was sitting in the car and there were some more ties inside, but they looked for the culprits anyway. When there found none, the police decided that it was Derick who had staged the crime. Eventually he admitted to the crime and to say the least his girlfriend did NOT take him back. Here's a picture of lover boy right now.Would you take him back? I know I wouldn't, and that's not counting the criminal record