Smell Bad? Buy a Suit

AOKI, a Japanese clothing company, has just released deoderizing suits. They, allegedly, draw in sweat and remove the odor. The suits cost about $350, and are only available in Japan. The company also sells deodorizing polos, underwear, and socks.

Trouble in Imagination Land

You work for Playmobile , and a large chemical spill has fallen onto the sidewalk in front of your building. You know there is a chance that something similar to this might happen to a small child somewhere in the world, so you design this.

This is the Playmobile Hazmat Crew, and yes, it is a real product. It looks like something from Post-Apocalyptia (the world after the apocalypse), doesn't it. I mean, where else would a hazmat crew be placed among the ranks of "good" jobs, like cowboys and cops. This product is just kind of off.

Tales of What You Might Call True Love Pt.2

Brian Gillespie was going to the Muckleshoot casino to gamble (obviously), but when he got the workers told him there had been a bomb threat. They Automaticly assumed it was his wife, Tamara, who had been arrested there before. You see, Brian had decided to use the car money to gamble, and she just wanted to keep it. A week later she was convicted and her trial will be on May 7th.

Keys, Wallet, . . . Bong?

Clinton J. Gordon of Fort Pierce, Florida was going to the courthouse, and like everyone else he emptyed out his pockets for the security personel. As his stuff moved through the scanner the security peolpe noticed something strange. It has a bong, or pot pipe. To say the least 39 year- old Clint, is in jail. Here's his mug shot.

Never Fear, Tinkerbell is Here!

Tinkerbell the chihuahua might just be the next Underdog. You see on the 26 of April, Tinkerbell learnt how to fly. The 6 pound dog was lifted over sixty feet in the air and traveled over a miles. Apparently a catagory 1 hurricane (74 -95 miles per hour) had picked her. The craziest thing about this stoy though is that the chihuahua survived over two days in the woods. Here's the little freak of nature right now! Isn't it annoying how the cute things always survive?