Tales of What You Might Call a True Love Pt. 1

All right, so your girlfriend left you, but you know how to get her back. You're going to stage a armed robbery, and then she'll feel sorry for you and take you back, right? Well this is exactly what Palm Beach resident Derick A. Culberson, age 22, thought. He fastened himself onto a chair with zip ties and called the police. When they came, he told them that some robbers came and stole the GPS from his car. When the police got there he was sitting in the car and there were some more ties inside, but they looked for the culprits anyway. When there found none, the police decided that it was Derick who had staged the crime. Eventually he admitted to the crime and to say the least his girlfriend did NOT take him back. Here's a picture of lover boy right now.Would you take him back? I know I wouldn't, and that's not counting the criminal record

A Tale of Intrege (and Vodka)

Pavel Kondratyev, a 29 year old Russian man, sure loves his vodka. Last friday, he was discovered having drank 4 liters/ 8 bottles of vodka. That's twice the leathal level! The weird thing is that he actually survied this, in a total crotch kick to Darwin. The reason he survived was simply his bulk. Although he was only 2 meters tall, Pavel weighed a whopping 100 kilos, but this isn't the first crazy alcohol story from Russia this month. On the 17th, a four-month old child died after it drank its alcoholic mother's spiked breast milk. Oh, here's a picture of Pavel.

Lepus Reborn

Long, long ago, in days of yore, there was a great hunter by the name of Orion. He was a kind man and a mighty hero, but even he had problems. Orion's problem was his never ending hatred of bunnies. So one day, after placing Orion in the stars, the gods decided to give him a giant bunny, which was also placed in the skies. This bunny was called Lepus. Great story right, but in you know I won't stop there. The reason a started this article with this old dusty myth is because a German has found a real Lepus. Take a look!This bunny here is 74cm. long, and its ears are a wopping 25.5cm. Bunnies like this can even grow to weigh 23lbs. pretty cool, huh.

Caffine Anyone?

Have you ever had the need for some caffine in the shower or while eating a cookie? Well thinkgeek.com has your answer. Take a look. This website is designed for gamers, who practically live off the stuff. They have cafinated soap, cookies, gum, lollipops, sunflower seeds, mints, and even breath spray. Are we so lazy that we need caffine available in our showers and desserts? This is complete madness, but I guess even the laziest among us can get tired of Mountian Dew and coffee.

Of Ninjas, Catapults, and Broad Swords

Hello friends, how about some morons to start your day.

1. Okay, so you're at the bank when you notice that there is a ninja standing in front of you. Yes, I said a ninja. You know black clothes, katanas, and such. Well this is exactally what happened a few days ago at a bank just like yours. To make matters worse, after trying to rob the bank the "ninja" removed his mask to ask someone on a phone if he was calling the police on him. That man indeed had called the police, but the ninja has still not been caught.
2. A man by the name of Weston Webb has an extremely odd security system, to protect his home he launches chicken manure at tresspassers, with a flipping catapult!To make matters worse, he once used it to launch his wife, Mary, across a river!
3. Lastly a man tried to hold off a group of cops with a battle axe, knife and broad sword! To say the least, he failed.

Strandbeests

Here's something to think about. Okay so you're at the beach and a cool breeze is blowing. When, all of sudden, you hear somthing aproching. Looking up, you notice a rather lage moster comming your way. Suddenly the breeze stops and the monster with it. You wariy get up and begin to approach the thing. Upon closser observation you notice the thing is really a wind powered machine. Sounds farfetched, doesn't it, but my friends it is completly true. Take a look for yourself.This is called a strandbeest, and they are made by Theo Jansen, a duchman who after building these things releases them out onto the beaches. "TO SURVIVE AT ALL COSTS!"

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Hello!

Hello, I am Glib, and welcome to an experience. This will be the place, where I, Glib, tell you, the reader, about my strange findings. That's all and I hope you enjoy