Smell Bad? Buy a Suit

AOKI, a Japanese clothing company, has just released deoderizing suits. They, allegedly, draw in sweat and remove the odor. The suits cost about $350, and are only available in Japan. The company also sells deodorizing polos, underwear, and socks.

Trouble in Imagination Land

You work for Playmobile , and a large chemical spill has fallen onto the sidewalk in front of your building. You know there is a chance that something similar to this might happen to a small child somewhere in the world, so you design this.

This is the Playmobile Hazmat Crew, and yes, it is a real product. It looks like something from Post-Apocalyptia (the world after the apocalypse), doesn't it. I mean, where else would a hazmat crew be placed among the ranks of "good" jobs, like cowboys and cops. This product is just kind of off.

Tales of What You Might Call True Love Pt.2

Brian Gillespie was going to the Muckleshoot casino to gamble (obviously), but when he got the workers told him there had been a bomb threat. They Automaticly assumed it was his wife, Tamara, who had been arrested there before. You see, Brian had decided to use the car money to gamble, and she just wanted to keep it. A week later she was convicted and her trial will be on May 7th.

Keys, Wallet, . . . Bong?

Clinton J. Gordon of Fort Pierce, Florida was going to the courthouse, and like everyone else he emptyed out his pockets for the security personel. As his stuff moved through the scanner the security peolpe noticed something strange. It has a bong, or pot pipe. To say the least 39 year- old Clint, is in jail. Here's his mug shot.

Never Fear, Tinkerbell is Here!

Tinkerbell the chihuahua might just be the next Underdog. You see on the 26 of April, Tinkerbell learnt how to fly. The 6 pound dog was lifted over sixty feet in the air and traveled over a miles. Apparently a catagory 1 hurricane (74 -95 miles per hour) had picked her. The craziest thing about this stoy though is that the chihuahua survived over two days in the woods. Here's the little freak of nature right now! Isn't it annoying how the cute things always survive?

Tales of What You Might Call a True Love Pt. 1

All right, so your girlfriend left you, but you know how to get her back. You're going to stage a armed robbery, and then she'll feel sorry for you and take you back, right? Well this is exactly what Palm Beach resident Derick A. Culberson, age 22, thought. He fastened himself onto a chair with zip ties and called the police. When they came, he told them that some robbers came and stole the GPS from his car. When the police got there he was sitting in the car and there were some more ties inside, but they looked for the culprits anyway. When there found none, the police decided that it was Derick who had staged the crime. Eventually he admitted to the crime and to say the least his girlfriend did NOT take him back. Here's a picture of lover boy right now.Would you take him back? I know I wouldn't, and that's not counting the criminal record

A Tale of Intrege (and Vodka)

Pavel Kondratyev, a 29 year old Russian man, sure loves his vodka. Last friday, he was discovered having drank 4 liters/ 8 bottles of vodka. That's twice the leathal level! The weird thing is that he actually survied this, in a total crotch kick to Darwin. The reason he survived was simply his bulk. Although he was only 2 meters tall, Pavel weighed a whopping 100 kilos, but this isn't the first crazy alcohol story from Russia this month. On the 17th, a four-month old child died after it drank its alcoholic mother's spiked breast milk. Oh, here's a picture of Pavel.